¼ cup ketchup

                ¼ hoisin sauce

                2 Tablespoons lemon juice

                2 Tablespoons sugar

                2 cloves garlic, minced

                1 Tablespoon Siracha, Tabasco, or Louisiana hot sauce (At least this amount,... to taste.)

                1 teaspoon habanero chile hot sauce

                ¼ teaspoon ground cinnamon

                ¼ teaspoon ground allspice.

-Credit to Alyssa B. for this brilliant creation.